Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

May, 24 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2391 views Funny

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JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days

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Nhi smjhe?

03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge

Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->

Attendence

Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...

Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...

Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...

Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...

Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->

what wud u do

what wud u do if u have to call a crow??

crow-ko-dial :)

teri bahen se pyar karte he

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte He

Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?

Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?

Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .

if any dog attacks you

If Any Dog Attacks You

@

jL

<@_,
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<@_,
V__>
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@>
/V

,_@>
<__V
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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

Astagfirullah Astagfirullah

Astagfirullah

Astagfirullah

astagfirullah

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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>

do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper

''Laakhon honge nigaah

''Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''

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Just close ur eyes

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