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MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.

May, 20 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 3486 views Funny

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mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

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A normal human

5 years,
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A normal human
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The remaining abnormals are called

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5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

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95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->

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You have been warned to slow down,

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