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MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.

May, 20 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2425 views Funny

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AK minute k liye duniya me burey kaam ruk

AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he

y?

Batao kio

?

B''coz

"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p

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COORPORATION VAN

pagloon ko
uthane i hai

tumhay

apnnni dosti
ki kasam

plz

plz

bhag jaooo!![haha]

God has given many qualities to you,

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

In a class, teacher asked:

In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Bhutto Marr Gya

Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy
Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy

ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab

Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->

1 box wasnt opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)

attention its ve

Attention

It''s Very Important Msg

Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->

Never Attend A Class

Never Attend A Class

Why ... ? ? ?

John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)

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Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

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