Roses are Laal

Roses are Laal
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2716 views       Funny

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agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,



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