Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab Se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)Aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)Ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
Aur Sab Se Bari Baat....
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........