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Pesh hai... For the first time
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Pesh hai... For the first time
Pesh hai... For the first time
Pesh hai... For the first time
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Nahati hui Larki.
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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!
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MATAN ready ?
MATAN ready ?
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yes boss
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Chicken ready ??
No boss,
Why ??
KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
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What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
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Me Kia Karon??
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'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''
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Boy:Aisa krte hain e
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Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
Man on his Death Bed
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
Shahbaz Sharif:
Shahbaz Sharif:
Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .
Nawaz Sharif:
Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .
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Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
Kuch Khana Dedo
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Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Roti dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun
Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Professor- Would You Like To Marry
Professor- Would You Like To Marry
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Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,
Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat
Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
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