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"FUCK-YOU"
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Dear Customer,
Dear Customer,U have now subscribed Kanjusi Package
U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send Sms ;->
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
A WISE MAN
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
police
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Wo Aisay bachai k
Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?
Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga
Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
Husbnd Make A
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office
BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,
Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN
Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,
Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon
Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.
Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
.
.
.
or
.
.
.
sab doob gaye, kaisay?
.
.
.
pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p
Nights are totally
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
teacher ali k papa
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
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