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Jul, 02 2013
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Hello, MSS.
Hello,
MSS.
Dhyan Den
Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main
Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
Sincere apology:
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
Husband: You know,
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me
Patient (Wakeel):
Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?
Doctor:Meri Fees K
Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I''m Goin To USA
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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne
White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.
Vasool Karna Hai
''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Wah wah..
''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..
Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
2days 4cast...
2days 4cast...
it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Which part of body
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.
Agar kissi k dil
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.
iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
Baccha Apni Ammi
Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FARAZ
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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D
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