mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon.. jawab mila , , , , , , , , Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo ab bughtooo.
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
