Who''s The Only Playe

Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     3504 views       Funny

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School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->


Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.
Journalist To Meera:


Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister


Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down

Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





SHOAIB MALIK
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?





"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
''U stole my memories,I excused u
U stole my laugh, I excused u
U stole my smile, I excused u
But this is too much..
Mere doggy ka biscuit vapas kar......!!''