Who''s The Only Playe

Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2356 views Funny

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

HEER:

HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”

RANJHA:

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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!

ye watan humara hai

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)

Teri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

The brain is a wonderful organ.

The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

English to Urdu

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)

Repet Once Again

Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,

Hey friend remember dat. .

Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-

Tum Bohat Hi

Tum Bohat Hi

Sweet

Cute

Decent

Good Looking

Nice

Intelligent

Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...

A Sales Man Tired Of His

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

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