Who''s The Only Playe

Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2695 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

2008 .....


Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)


Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???



If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->
In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..


But
Some Times



Cracks May Come As Friends


Like U.....


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



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When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,

Khushi

Gham

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan
Tak k.!


Even



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Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




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Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->