Who''s The Only Playe

Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     3211 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....
Sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

Tou

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Tou




Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "

Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)