Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho??? Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto 5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
