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Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?
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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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woman met a man walking
A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,
Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi
ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
hazraat eik zarori e
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .
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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
Question : What do you call
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?
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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? Kyunki.,
Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai??
Kyunki.,
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch
50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai
student
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???
Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....
Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???
Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
yeh ladkibrbruff
Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Father watching FashionTv
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
after putting us in
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.
nahi samj ai ????
ya lo
aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
I saw something in
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
mumbai attacks kay b
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF
PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA
BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Dost: wo Q?
Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
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