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Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi

Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving

Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.

May, 17 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3130 views Funny

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chill maro or jungli bn k raho

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

2000 mai bachay parhtay thy

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog

2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)

My Life Funda

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

1 larki valentines

1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...

Keep the dictionary

Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665

(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)

mobile repair kerne

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

Once bread and butter

Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

Winter is going 2 start...

Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

>> "Doctor, doctor

>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

Exapmle>

Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"

Flop . . . .

Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"

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