1 admi mrty waqt dost se

1 admi mrty waqt dost se



1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
  

May, 05 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     1905 views       Funny

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5- DEATH

6- ?



Su Su

"Is liye kar k sona!"


Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
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5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
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ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
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