KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
  

May, 20 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3421 views       Funny

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Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???












A-Crow-t
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye
Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise
mei products k sologun badal diye.
Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai
Body cool :just ATA
Jazz: ATAY ki sunao
Brooke bond supreme
yehi yu hai apna ATA
Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>
phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

1

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3

Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai??
Guess?...






Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha....

Press Karne Ko Nahi.

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)


~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.