KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
  

May, 20 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2997 views       Funny

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TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."





BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,




aur kya pani mein behney they
Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai

Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi


T.V ka remote hai.
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.













































Kia haal hai? =P ;)



Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.


What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!


jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->