teacher dunya ka p

teacher dunya ka p


Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
  

May, 06 2010     299 chars (2 sms)     2404 views       Funny

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Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?



Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:


Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
=
Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
=
Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
=
Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,





chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"