A boy came running in the kitchen,

A boy came running in the kitchen,
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
  

May, 25 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2425 views       Funny

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Father:The school report gives you ''D''

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How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise
Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”
Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?







Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another


"I kissd ur mom last n8"


whole bar was waitin 4


d othr Guy''s response.


He laughs&says:


"Lets go home dad,


U r drunk".
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''
( SHORTEST JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "

Meera : " SAME TO YOU "
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?





Maloom hai kahan se?







DOOR SE..........;->

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.