Sardar g:

Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->

May, 18 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3098 views Funny

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Sharminda tab nahi hotay

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
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Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Men tie the watch

Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

&

Women tie the watch facing down

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To see the time...!!!

what do u call something that is "fake"

what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real

if a paratha a piz

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

What a married man

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Things Wil Change Class Room To Office

Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office

Books TO Files

Jeans To Formal

Pepsi To Juices

Girlfriend To Wife

What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->

Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay

Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

''''MARRIAGE''''

''''MARRIAGE''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of Preventing

''''PEOPLE''''

From Fighting With

''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->

''Hello Janu!

''Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''

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