Sardar g:

Sardar g:
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2338 views       Funny

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