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bv ne apny naraz shohar ko msg
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
film actress meera yesterday screamed
film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
yeh arzoo hai meri y
yeh arzoo hai meri y
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
Angry boss
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the
Men are like small
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
1 Saal 12 Mah
1
Saal
12
Mah
1
Mah
K
4
Hafte
1
Hafte
K
7
Din
1
Din
K
24
Ghante
1
Ghante
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60
Minute
1
Minute
K
60
Sec
1
Sec
K
Hazar
Lamhe
Har
Lamhe
Main
1
He
Dua K
LIGHT Na Jaye..!;>
Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Ya Udhas Hai
To
Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo
Khush ho Jaye Gi.
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What Did The Banana
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
Why Do We Dress Baby
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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Because
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
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