Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?