Magistrate

Magistrate
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…
  

May, 17 2010     112 chars (1 sms)     1620 views       Funny

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Height Of Diplomacy?


Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
&
Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt Rosni Huyi
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi
Plz ADJuST Karlo."
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!