Everybody Wants

Everybody Wants
Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special

Some 1 Nice

Some 1 Cute

Some 1 Smart

Some 1 Sweet

Some 1 Honest





Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2228 views       Funny

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"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->

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Sy Kaha:
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Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
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Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



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Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
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Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

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success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
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What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
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A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON ..
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Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?




























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