Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
  

Mar, 11 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2734 views       Funny

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Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

AuGusT k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->
Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.

Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"
Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"


Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater



Again twins
MAx & climax


Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd

"Stop & Fullstop"


Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P


Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay


Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)