Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
  

Mar, 11 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2386 views       Funny

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Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,

but


f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.


My Life is Full of Emotion

Wah Wah

My Life is Full of Emotion

P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)''
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly





"Dont try to move from your seats,










Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->


Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->