Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Mar, 11 2011 173 chars (2 sms) 3118 views Funny

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