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ye watan humara hai
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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
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Ek Aadmi Business Main
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge
Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho
Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
Mjhe Pata Hai
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho
Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai
Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho
Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
You are a DOG
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
When I waz a kid my
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
A beautiful dress is of no use
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
Marriage Is When
Marriage Is When
A Man And Woman
Becomes One ...
The Troubles Starts
When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
teacher zinda rehne
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???
Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
raozay daro
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
preszardari has ord
Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,
Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
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