id like to buy som dog food

id like to buy som dog food


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     428 chars (3 sms)     2336 views       Funny

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2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?


pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen
AaiNdA,







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KarNE ki koshish karna,
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
yai dunia kia hai


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gum kadarya hai....





toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P
Larke Ne Larki Se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?

Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . Shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->
Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..




After That.





Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"