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id like to buy som dog food
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id like to buy som dog food
id like to buy som dog food
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
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all brokers have bec
All Brokers Have Become
" BILL GATES "
With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds
&
Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
For All The People
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine
Happy Valentine
For Others
Watch Aalim Online ;->
Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.
Man : i agree.(After the operation)
Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.
Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.
mobile oscar awards 2009
Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:
_O_
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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To
(''HumAyuN'')
Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
Paani Ka MaZak
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?
Guess?
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?
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?
Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Woh chham chham kark
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Man Receives Telegram
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!
Should Be Buried or Cremated.?
Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.
Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
To b a "Good
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
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