id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 2704 views Funny

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1pagal 2nd Se

1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->

Swimming pool me 6

Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??

Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam

duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam

koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.

1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!

1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.

You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"

You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"

A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant

C - Cute
D - Dashing

E - Exciting
F - Fantastic

G - Great
H - Humorous

I - Intelligent

J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,

Ye Anda apka hua,

Hum Anda de chuky snam,

Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,

Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...

Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,

Kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)

''Hotho se jo choo liya,

''Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai''

Naraz ho kia?

Naraz ho kia?

Lakin muj se kyun?

Mana k bohat taklif me ho

Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th

yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,

Un me ma tu nai the na?

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