id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 2795 views Funny

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This one is my first attempt.

This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?

Its Mr.Rashid latif

how?

Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa

Gabbar : Arey Oo

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?

Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.

What If A Car HadF

What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?

Simple ....

It Wooden Run ... ;->

DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,

DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,

D0 bAr LipS pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,

SoNe sE pEhLe,

MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti

Naya Daur ...

Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->

mallika ko mixer pe kaam karte

Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:

Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?

Mallika: NA Re Baba!

Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)

girls top 10 lies

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

batao allama iqbal kon hain?

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

buhot ache wa

Buhot Ache

Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Buhot Aala

Gr8 Yaar

Zabardast

Daad Deni Paregi

Brilliant

Dil Khush Kardiya

La Jawab

Khubsoorat

Bari Himmat Hai

Kamal Hai

Amazing

Shabash

Herat Hai

Khushi Bhi

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->

when u take my name

When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...

Samajh Aai ???

Nahi Aai !!

O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->

hamy is d best n

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

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