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id like to buy som dog food
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id like to buy som dog food
id like to buy som dog food
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
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a thief jumped in2 a
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
fool nebrfoolon ki
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
5 frogs r sitting on a log
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
Ghar me practis karna
Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
HAWAON k hath 1
HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy
NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy
FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena
Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''HumAyuN'' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
oor tum?
2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
A sleeping lion is stronge
A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog
SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher
By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
BHAKT - Bhagwan
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun..
BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai... ;->
God Thought That
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother
Then
Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
Saw A Dream Last Nite
Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na
A prisoner was about to be executed.
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D''
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
?
?
?
?
1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
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