id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 2415 views Funny

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Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
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Thought of the day:

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
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Girls are never wrong..
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confused
childish
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senseless
emotional
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crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong..

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kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

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i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

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Frnd: Why?.

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
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I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....

Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...

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"EINSTIEN"

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YAR ye. . .
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