id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 2279 views Funny

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Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi

Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti

To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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aur,

lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.

chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey shikwaa kero ,

mobile ka mtlab ha k ,

:: SmS Kia keroo ::

"sms boy

Shakespare Said

Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez

A Sardar asked his friend:

A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

Din Main Sota Hy

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

its a nice feeling w

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

maa se ho to ibadat

baap se ho to muqqaddas

bhai se ho to aqeedat

behen se ho to farz

aur

b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........

dhoni yaha bhi hai

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

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Nahi Pata

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Socho?

Think

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Simple Yaar
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"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.

Heer..Ranj

Heer..Ranj

Soni..Maiwal

Laila..Majnu

Sahiba..Mirza

Romio..Joleat

Sasi..Panu

Sheren..Frhad

Aur

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