id like to buy som dog food

id like to buy som dog food


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     428 chars (3 sms)     2035 views       Funny

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Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..


Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
Baa Adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar


Pagaloon K Shehanshah


Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

Noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?





Angraz Bola:

"Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee Agai"


Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy
Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.