id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

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"Doctor, doctor

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"

Difference between

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . .

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .

Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli

When Sardar was

When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi Hai . . . ;->

A Special dinner For u

A Special dinner For u

In The Hotel Of My HEART

A Boul Of SMILE

Wid Soup Of CARE

In The Pot Of HAPPINESS

Dish Is LOVE

Pay By Bill

By

MISSING ME . . .

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S POEM ~

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

Do u kno which

Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

Wife: You always

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

''If ever in your life

''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''

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