id like to buy som dog food

id like to buy som dog food


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     428 chars (3 sms)     2500 views       Funny

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Father:baap

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Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi


Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf
Sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D