id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 2388 views Funny

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Koi to baat hai aap main

Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''

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Teacher:To Phir Tum

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K=Khud kash hamla
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Socho
Yar
Socho

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Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

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theek se nehin hota hai.

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