id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 2718 views Funny

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Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

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rose are red
sky is blue
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After marriage:
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don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu

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Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi

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Today is Newspaper,

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Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?

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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

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LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
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FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

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HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
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Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
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mai memon hun

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Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

1 pagal dusre pagal se

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

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The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
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Aur

Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki

Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->

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id like to buy som dog food

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