id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 428 chars (3 sms) 2771 views Funny

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sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.

W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y

W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho

HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga

PLz Pray For Me

PLz Pray For Me

I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL

As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
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CuTe

SMARTER

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AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->

Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho

Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho

Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo

Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay

EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"

Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi

Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai

Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

''Dear Friends.

''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after

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Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-

Q:Paki Girl Ziada

Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

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Lecture Hy
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Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
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Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

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