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1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha
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1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha
1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
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I Feel u Every Day
I Feel u Every Day
I Miss U Every Day
I Enjoy U Every Day
I Love U Every Day
Because
“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
nahi pata..??
answer) D-Cold
Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?
this is quite simple...
answer) D''Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
Dil me Pyar Hai !
Ankho me Nasha Hai !
Baaton me Maza Hai !
Andaaz hee Juda Hai !
Dosti me Wafa Hai !
MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num
Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?
(\./)
/.".) "^--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; )
// //,''
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
Winter is going 2 start...
Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..
Go to hell..
Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..
Mamon... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Memon Apne Bache
Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->
''Ek dum latest and
''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''
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