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No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
  

May, 17 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2289 views       Funny

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Ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein

Name

Malika Sherawat.
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w


Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
.
Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
.
Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/
IF




YOU





NEED






SPACE








THAN









JOIN










NASA. . . . ;->
Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

APNI VIDEO
Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->