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No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!

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Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"

Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.

Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum

How Wud u Differentiate

How Wud u Differentiate

Between

Murgha & Murghi

Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?

Simple Hai

Throw A Stone. . .

Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha

Aur

Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->

3 fastest ways of communications:

3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??

Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...

Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun,

Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

In d corridor of mal

In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)

Larki apney BF se!

Larki apney BF se!

Mera Bacha!

Mera Laadla!

Mera Gugla!

Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?

Bolo Baby!

BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P

Your Licence To Wear Black

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
.
.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Pathan Public Toilet mei gya to Diwar Pr Likha tha

Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

in school canteenth

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!

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