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No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
  

May, 17 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3311 views       Funny

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Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man




This Is What We See In The Movie

''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :
Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath


faraz


naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar
Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho..
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













All False








Girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .