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May, 17 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2396 views       Funny

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''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"


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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

(''HumAyuN'')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya

Friend asked: Why are you so angry?

Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"

"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"


Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai