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Definition for Human being:
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Definition for Human being:
Definition for Human being:
Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
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May, 12 2010
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Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
Santa was caught
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena
Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena
Papa: Khud Lelo
Kid: Plz Dedo Na
Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega
Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->
santa 2 his wife
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.
Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..
Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
aaj humara unwaan hai maa
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
Journalist:
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?
Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain
Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,
Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL
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Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL
But pApPu keh raha hai...
AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
apple or blackberry
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...
He Replied:
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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
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