APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY
APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?


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GUL AHMAD

KIA PEHNY GA....?
  

May, 21 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2089 views       Funny

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