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May, 24 2010
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Night was dark,
Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words..
PETROL KHATAM.
Banta ek sadhu se bola"
Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
Bindas hoke Jeenay
Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....
Boley to
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Mirror nai Dekhny ka
Airhostess and pathan
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
Astronomers Say
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
Definition of home
Definition of home:
"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"
Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne
Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ...... Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo ...
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Joke in 1 word
Joke in
1 word
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2 words
"Intelligent
sardar"
Joke in
3 words
"sardar Playing
Chess"
Joke in
4 words
"sardar Wins
The Game"
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