After engagement : Superman

After engagement : Superman
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
  

May, 24 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     6699 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..


Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.





Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle bulata hai phir bhagata hai?
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AA-HAT(AAHAT)!!
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo.....
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo...
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo..... ;->
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...










Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
Madhuri

Bipasha

Mallika Sheravat

neha dhupia

Rani mukherji

isha deol

twinkle khanaa

“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“