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May, 24 2010
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I Know
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart
BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
E k kaam karo
E
k kaam karo
is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai. ;->
Once a sardar was
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
Who''s Pappu In D Movie
Who''s Pappu In D Movie
"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?
Aditi''s Brother AMIT
Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''
Amit Is Jay''s Saala..
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
pehle insaan ki nationality
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
L . I . F . Ef
L . I . F . E
Is LiKe
BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...
BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...
UnTiLl ,
yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
Woh konsa Parinda
Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey Simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..
If I was an artist,
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!
Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
He Is That Person
Who Cures The
''Ills''
By
''Pills''
&
''Kills''
The Person With His ''Bills...
''Upcomng Horor Movies!
''Upcomng Horor Movies!
1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI BOOKS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.
Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:
"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
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