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May, 24 2010
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William Mufta
GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta
WHY R DOCTOR’S
WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????
ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
Teacher To Student -
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly
Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
A Teacher lecturing on population –
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..
Wah Wah Wah
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..
Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
Read Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka. Kion?
''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
Kion?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO "MISS CALL" MARTA RAHA.''
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,
Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.
At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?
Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,
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