Sorry 4 disturbing u.

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

May, 24 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2690 views Funny

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Having A Girl Friend

Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P

New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

all brokers have bec

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

study

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AaiNdA,

AaiNdA,

Se,

''sms''

SenD,

KarNE ki koshish karna,

''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost

''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
.
.

.
Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
=
Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
=
Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
=
Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

A boy came running in the kitchen,

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Teacher:

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.

Pathan Proposed girl

Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

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Sorry 4 disturbing u.

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