Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
  

May, 13 2010     103 chars (1 sms)     2215 views       Funny

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Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.

Sò.

Hamesha
Apney
Paas






Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->
love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn''t mind.
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar


"Darzi"


Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->

Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->
Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...









Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...



























































Phir yoon hua k....












Hamara b HASSA nikal
gaya...-
?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
!
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!
kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar


Tik tik tik tik tik tik
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->