Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

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Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
  
May, 13 2010     103 chars (1 sms)     2217 views       Funny

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NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
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