Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

May, 13 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 2720 views Funny

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I’m coming daily since 4 days,
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Smile Never
Speak Ever
Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
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When A Cow Dances.
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Aaya HaI
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