Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
  

May, 13 2010     103 chars (1 sms)     2649 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."


In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping
Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??





































































A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?





HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!

BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain

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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->
The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Aaj Sunday He..


Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe


Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo


Nahana Buri Baat Nahi
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD





Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !






But The Fact Is That




Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->