An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
  

May, 26 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     2369 views       Funny

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Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''














sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....









Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Wah Wah Wah

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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)