1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai: ? ? Pyar ?? Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy. Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata, Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
