''hum mast hain apni

''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''

May, 24 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 3814 views Funny

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mein hy or Bacha
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To...
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