sentence with a direct object

sentence with a direct object


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
  

May, 05 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2075 views       Funny

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