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Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
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Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab
Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy
Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->
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May, 17 2010
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''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher
''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''
TUM Hi TUM HO"
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
Hansny Main
Rony Main
Jagny Main
Sony Main
Pany Main
Khony Main
KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main
Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main
ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main
AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main
Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main
PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main
Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main
Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''
Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...
"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...
HaHaHa ...
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy
Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy
DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna
Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
bhaiyya ghar aa gaye ha
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Girl me us Admi se
Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)
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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
meet in rajastan
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
patient doctor you
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
Azadi Moqay Per
Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song
Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->
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