Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
  

May, 25 2010     344 chars (3 sms)     1760 views       Funny

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