A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@
A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"