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If a boy gives
If a boy gives
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)
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May, 25 2010
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Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or
bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.
A Boy went to meet his GF.
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:
Kaha gay thay??
Boy: UssE milne....
Mom: Kislie???
Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
SaChI MuHaBbAt
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,
Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,
MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
This is "Top Secret"
This is "Top Secret"
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And
This is Bottom Secret ;->
Press down if u like me
Press down
if u like me
So u like me
so sweet
Ok
u can stop
Enough plz
Stop it
this is 2 much
Oh my God
Ok Ok
i like u 2
Uff,Crazy fans..
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me
Sanass Rokay Raha
Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza
Cantt Qabaristan Me Ada Hogi
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho
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Phr socho
"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
Q. What''s the difference
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
1 pathan or uski
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe
to driver ne shisha set kiya
pathan chillaya or bola
tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai
tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
zardari k baap ka pa
Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!
A smile gives red colour 2
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horribl so zara kum smile kia karo;p
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