A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
  

May, 22 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2625 views       Funny

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Describing My Ideal
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Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
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No replacmnt
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!