A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

May, 22 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 3313 views Funny

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nalaiq students organization

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte He

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larki jo Pyar de

1 Larki jo acha khana banaye

1 larki jo paisa kamaye

Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye

BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING NEWS:

KaRaChi mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!

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yad e mazi azab hy ya rab

Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

''Sharab bani to maykhany bany

''Sharab bani to maykhany bany

Husan bana to diwany bany

Koi to baat hai aap main

Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''

Air Hostess To Pathan :

Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .

Once a man was smoking in Airport

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo

Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SUTTO

INSERT = PAO

DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO

DELETE = MITTI PAO

RUN = NASO

SEARCH = LABO

ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->

Tum hoti to aisa hota

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Girl asks her lover,

Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

aankhon me jab kabhi

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...

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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...

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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

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