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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
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3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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May, 22 2010
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MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
''Jab jab aati hai aap
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
Wife: Suna hai k jannat
Wife: Suna hai k jannat main husband ko wife ke sath nahi rehne detay
Aisa kyun?
Husband: Arey paglee, isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain..
Judge ( Chor Se )
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?
Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
Shohr:Bagum mera
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh
Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen
shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen
Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
In A A/C Exam Every
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!
ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
Hi Agr Aap Dunya Mein
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn
Tou
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Tou
Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
Teacher :
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?
Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
dum guy was
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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