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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
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3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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May, 22 2010
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