A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

May, 22 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 2931 views Funny

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1 chota munna boht d

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''

An MBA Student to a Sweeper:

An MBA Student to a Sweeper:
"Mere Pas Degree Hai,Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Izzat Hai.
Tere Pas Kya Hai?"
.
.
.
Sweeper Proudly replied:
"Mere Pas Job Hai"

Employer:

Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?

1 Pathan

1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
.
?
.
?
.
G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->

Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,

Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy,

jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti..

Or JAb Wo MAkEUp nhi kArti to"ShAfqAt CheEmA" LAgti hy;-)

Idiots

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Indian team yad aa gai thi.. :-D

Ha
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
haha
ha

.

.

.

Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

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