A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

May, 22 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 2780 views Funny

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To Ask For Their Money Back.

Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

suraj dube ga to ch

Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)

To Live a Life.... V Need

To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....

Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...

Socho...........

Socho............

A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

memon se farishty ne pucha

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Chot

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz

Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...

Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi

PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua

AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay

PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .

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ROTI V/S SMS

2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2003

1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015

No roti
Only sms

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->

miss callen martay h

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

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