A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
  

May, 22 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2143 views       Funny

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