Ager Duniya Ko Kuch

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ......
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May, 20 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3153 views       Funny

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.


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Bas khush Anything for you.
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->