everything is pre written

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

May, 05 2010 133 chars (1 sms) 2758 views Funny

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"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

law of love

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->

Why Did Scientist Install

Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?

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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

Ek Pathan Apnay Betay

Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay

Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.

Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga

Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.

Yash raj ki wife

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM

After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn

Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do

Q k

Hum Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAK"
Mukurahat Ki Talash Hy ... ;->

parho ge likho ge

parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...

Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~

Urgent msg to all..

Urgent msg to all..

if anyone want to donate their eyes..

plz contact.

Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“

“Netra daan maha daan“

1 Chota Munna Boht

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango "YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"

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