ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
  

May, 05 2010     113 chars (1 sms)     2407 views       Funny

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