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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy
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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy
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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
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May, 05 2010
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pathan ka murgi beemar huwa
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Arz Kia Hai
Arz Kia Hai
Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya
Aur
Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: OK
(Boy kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees
yeh arzoo hai meri y
yeh arzoo hai meri y
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???
Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
Sine me dil, Dil me dard,
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,
Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,
Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
Teacher to student:
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
After "Engagement
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi
After Phansi
Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying
"FIANCEE"
Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Wife:
India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!!
Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?
Wife:
APNI VIDEO
Bunty: Kya Tumhe
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?
Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?
Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)
Close yours Eyes
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
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