ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

May, 05 2010 113 chars (1 sms) 2690 views Funny

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Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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socho socho
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)

Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations

Eid holidays

Winter holidays

And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

I know U Are So So So

I know

U Are

So So So

BuSy

But

For

3 seconds Think Of Me

1

2

3

Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->

Girl: Janu Ki

Girl: Janu Ki Tussi Mere Waastey Asmaan Tuun Chan
Tod K Leya Sakdey O ... ???

Boy : Haan Main Chan Lain Jawan Tey Tuu Pichoo''n
Nawa Chan Charhaya HoWay ... ;->

i shall never die b4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
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High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Agar tum Pakistani

Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?

"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"

Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.

Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

acca is still tough

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

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