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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy
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ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
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May, 05 2010
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Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena
Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena
Papa: Khud Lelo
Kid: Plz Dedo Na
Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega
Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->
new age ashiq ye
New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
Assalam T Alaikum!
Assalam T Alaikum!
Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest News?
Tu Radio Sun Chawala
I want to meet u
I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
"Golden Words"
"Golden Words"
Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou
''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
Teacher :
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..
6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai
Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains
BaThRooM SoNgS:
BaThRooM SoNgS:
LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!
QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!
GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Wah!wah
Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib
Ooohhh!
Phir..!
Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
Sardar Was
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
ek pathan bakri lay
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,
To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta
Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,
Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
The Easiest Way
The Easiest Way
To Make Your
Old Car Run Better,
Is To Check
The Prices
0f New Car ... !!
dulha mil gaya
Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
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