Good looks catch the

Good looks catch the
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
  

May, 24 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2305 views       Funny

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Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY


Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai

Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai

Shadi Se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 Songs

Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
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usee ispghool

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->
If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything,
I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p