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jb koi sms na aye,

jb koi missed call b na aye,

To.....!

smaj lena k.

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Deposit IT In My Account

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY

Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch

''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''

doctor to a kid ha

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

a sensible proposal

A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya

NEW STORY

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"

Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...

Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...

Lot kar

aa jao

please

main ne

yaqeen karo

"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya

Teacher: Hume Garibon k

Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!

1 Saab Nay Apni S

1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres

Chala Kar Daki

Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami "Azad"

Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...

Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

If A Girl Call U "BHAI

If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->

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