"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
  

May, 12 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     3100 views       Funny

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Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
















Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.

Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!


Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)