"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
  

May, 12 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2627 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
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(',')dekha kitni
<))\funter
_l?bachi hy yaar..
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...


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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->
rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...

rOz rOz ki muLaqAtOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa haI...

lOt kEr ajaO tUm aBto mEne.....

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mOrTeIn bHuja dIa hai
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main unghi mar k:-)
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA