"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
  

May, 12 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2348 views       Funny

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Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
I Don''t Think So ...



You Are A Fool ...


But


What''s My Opinion
Compared To


That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.



Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)