"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
  

May, 12 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     3221 views       Funny

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Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?



Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t Scroll Down

i say Don''t Scrol down

Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,

WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,

JOOTA UTARTE HAIN


aur

aur

MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''
High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng


















Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
.
,
.
,
,
,
,
,
,
Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?