Q:What is the Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

May, 25 2010 77 chars (1 sms) 3049 views Funny

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.

Baap:Beta

Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana

american police chor

American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap

Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor karte hoo

KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

What''s The Moral Of Movies

What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Larki Pehli Baar Larke

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
â€˜â€™Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?â€™â€™

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

barasti barish me

Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)

''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''

a poster on tv at pe

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

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