Q:What is the Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

May, 25 2010 77 chars (1 sms) 2761 views Funny

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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

khaansi ka elaaj

Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain

Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"

Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Kehdo un pharno walo say

Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,

Kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai "LIbas"

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"

Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.

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