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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
  

May, 25 2010     77 chars (1 sms)     2842 views       Funny

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New Degrees Of
"DOG"






DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...






Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....


NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where





















It''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.


How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .






Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
''You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420''


Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka







pthan heran ho kr









camery wala ha.. :p ;->
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->


One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->