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Q:What is the Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
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acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?
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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!
Teacher :
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?
Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
Q: What Difference
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
wo bewafa hai to kya hua
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
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agar tum mujh sey rutho
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?
aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
Kash ye faasle na hote,
Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,
toh
toh
toh
toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate... ;->
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Mujay b send karo
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
Albert Einstien önce said:
Albert Einstien önce said:
I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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