Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
''Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae doctor sale aur kehta hai ke paisay maine nhe waseem ne lenay hain sale Faraz hamain to Doctor ne lota waseem main kia dum tha main ne degree wahan se li jahan student kam tha aa raha ho main jald hi sale amjad tere ma ki..................................''