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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
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Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
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Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
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Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
shadi k doosre din beti apni maa se
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Mein Khudkashi Ker Li
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se
Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do
Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai
Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
Aik BaaR Do BaaR
Aik BaaR
Do BaaR
TeeN BaaR
ChaaR BaaR
BaaR BaaR
HaR BaaR
YaHi
AaS ReHti Hay.
K
SMS
Kb BejHo gAy.
Son:papa jab
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,
Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,
Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,
"I MISS U"
Question : "Pizza Hut"
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...
MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
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