Q:What is the Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
  

May, 25 2010     77 chars (1 sms)     2873 views       Funny

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1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?


Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.


DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...







SOCHO SOCHO……






BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.





STRANGE NA ..



BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?


















- SOCHO Socho





BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies