Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "

May, 22 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3759 views Funny

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Old man walkng on

Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell

Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?

Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->

Arz Kiya Hy.

Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Wah Wah Wah

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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->

A boy goes to his

A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!

govt ne awam ki moha

Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

1.

2.

3.

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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->

''Marriage is the proces

''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''

Lage Raho

Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->

Truck K Peeche . . .

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
.

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KHUWAB.. :-D

Alwayz Remember ...

Alwayz Remember ...

When SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "

But

When HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "

Aaj Mere Paas

Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,

Wot u see as truth

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

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