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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "
Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "
Who Be Bina " DONATION "
Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
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Mariz:Mere oper wali
Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he
Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di
Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha
Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha
memon beemar hua to
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
Wedding nite:
Wedding nite:
Dulhan Sardar se,
aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....
SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
forget abt d past yo
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
Welcome to www.love.com
Welcome to
www.love.com
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Aap ki payar karne ki umar guzar chuki hai
Plz try www.tuba.com
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai
Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet
Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?
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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete
Otherwise U r Finished .!!
::::ARZ HAI::::
::::ARZ HAI::::
pink lips are the girls beauty
wah wah
pink lips r the girls beauty
& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention
It Deserves . . .
Life is short so follow some rules:
Life is short so follow some rules:
Forgive quickly
Believe slowly
Love truely
Laugh loudly
&
Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!
So
Think of me Twice Daily... ;->
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