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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "
Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "
Who Be Bina " DONATION "
Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
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Plz note my new
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....
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Bye ;->
happy anniversary an
Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,
Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of
Your Lives!
Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi
Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi
Dost
Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
I Haven''t Tasted Food
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Beta: Padh Rha Hu.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
?
?
?
Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''
I saw something in
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
A Pathan Was
A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
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