Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "

May, 22 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3138 views Funny

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I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

larki & pathan

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

New About

" FARZANA"

In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->

the most unfulfilled

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)

wxyzwxyz

wxyzwxyz

msg phara?

samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???

If Ever iN Your Life

If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything,
I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p

Ek baar ek baccha

Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.B''coz
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)

What is Love???

What is Love???

The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->

''Police has arrested

''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

Police Aa Gayi....

To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI

POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???

CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....

POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

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