Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "

May, 22 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2886 views Funny

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ng Is Possible

Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]

Husband ask,"

Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!

Phela parrot Rs 5000

Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.

Why are wives

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!

Kabhi Karachi Bhi

Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...

Magar

Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

What do you do

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)

Husband Allah ne tumhain2 ankhain di hain

Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

Teachr ne SHARAB

Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.

Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?

stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
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1 rich girl ko school mei

1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

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