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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "
Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "
Who Be Bina " DONATION "
Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
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A boy came running in the kitchen,
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Teacher : What do you call a person
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?
Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..
Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein
Camera man studio mein bachay se
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....
bacha:
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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
You Are Sweet , Cute
You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!
You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!
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Do You Know Why
Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??
Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..
Such As
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
The hmuan mnid deos
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale
Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
fitay moun
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai
Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun
K Mere Papa Ki Wish
Hai K Main Doctor Banno.
Admi Dukan Dar Se
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye
Dukandar: Nap Batayen?
Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
per Nangi Larki nahaye gi,
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.
"GEO MUSHARAF"
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YE WATAN