DOOB MARO Nikammo

DOOB MARO Nikammo
DOOB MARO Nikammo

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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2152 views       Funny

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Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

Father''s Advice

Brother''s care

Sister''s Fight

Baby''s Smile

&

&

oye

" APNI YAARI YAAR "

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U


"BoRinG"...!!!


So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Women Are Confusing

Before Marriage They Expect A Man

After Marriage They Suspect A Man

Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)
Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,



"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->