pathan ki bv bhaag

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->

May, 06 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 3233 views Funny

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Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?

Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->

itna busy b na raha

Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!

puchu kyu???

kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->

dil mai app ankh

Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->

jis shAkh pe charAy

jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.

Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,

Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye

......ali..........

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "

Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...

ans: AFRICA

Circuit: Bhai America

Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->

*KUCH LOG*

*KUCH LOG*

Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,

Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,

Or

"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He

"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik

"JiN" Ho... :P

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