Jaane Kese Jeete Hain

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Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,


MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
  

May, 12 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2124 views       Funny

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2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!


Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
100 gARM mitti..

100 gram Kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office


1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
_/?_

Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''