Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

May, 20 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 1725 views Funny

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I Was Standing In The Park

I Was Standing In The Park

Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger

As They Get Closer . . .

Then

It Hit Me . . . ;->

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

~ A d v i c e ~

~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->

ek sheikh ki beti ka

Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.

Mr. Inside Went 2 C

Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->

teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

a birthday is a mill

A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i''m already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he

wo konsa driver ha j

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!

Yar Khud Soch,

Socho
Yar
Socho

Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

A Memon saves life

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

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