Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

May, 20 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2817 views Funny

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Children Are Natural Mimics

Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->

zindagi dour hai..... .

zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour

dil hai k manta naheen,

dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,

na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->

''Boy&Girl in a resturent

''Boy&Girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
Girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
Girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS

Aishwariya Roy Is Being

Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REASON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "

Sily Girl Crazy Abt me .

Teacher : "

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

You r the biggest fool on earth...

You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?

Once A Journalist Askd Meera

Once A Journalist Askd Meera
What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ???

Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!

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