Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2958 views       Funny

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Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain..
Parosan ki do Larkian aur bhi hain,..
Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai..
Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur bhi hain.
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not





















LOOSE MOTION
SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k







"chal rehn day"
Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."