Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3339 views       Funny

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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..


Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT



WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output



HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses



TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe

to driver ne shisha set kiya

pathan chillaya or bola

tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai

tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar Playing
Chess"



Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->