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May, 25 2010
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parosi!!!!
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
SaChI MuHaBbAt
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,
Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,
MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha
Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Height of confidence
Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!
Professor:
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .
Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .
Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey
Hain Bo0 Kahan Se A Rahi Hai..
Tum aChe
Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se
dur rehna!!
Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p
teacher zinda rehne
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???
Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
U r sweet like Tom,
U r sweet like Tom,
cute like Jerry,
Naughty like BugsBunny,
Clever like Alladin,
Strong like Popye,
In Short,
Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D
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