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May, 25 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 3126 views Funny

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100 Rupees

Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.

jab tum umeed se

Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo

Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...

( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->

mere boovay aggay potti kinnay

Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?

Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)

samajh to tum gaye ho

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Tha

Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay

Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain

Farq Tou Para Hai

GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->

GOLDEN WoRDS

GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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Tee Quotes

Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.

what did clive

what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??

i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.

"sir! aap mere son

"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.

sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"

Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai

Karachi main birdflu

Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->

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