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May, 25 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     3331 views       Funny

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When Ever You Are Surrounded By Disappointment And Couldnt Find Any Hope Then Remember
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Pio Cocacola Aur Karo

Bb R R R R R R R R R R R R R R.
High Class Beizzati

If u hav 1 father, call me.

If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.

If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.

If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
ko bha gai
humain bhi apney balance ki qadar aa gai
socha ab aap ko message na karain
magar kambakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->