PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,

PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,


PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,


NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,


KARNI HAI SOSO TO ROAD PAR KARO WASHROOM ME KYA RAKHA HAI.-'';>
  

May, 19 2010     222 chars (2 sms)     3769 views       Funny

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The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..


After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"
A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too late
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:


Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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BAAPHIBAAP Chudhary
MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP

~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy



Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab


Mulahiza Ho



Jee





Aik, Do, Teen, Char



Jee Janab



Dobara Irshad




Ahuun



Aik, Do,Teen,Char



"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?




very simple yaar




dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->