Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

May, 19 2010 329 chars (3 sms) 2002 views Funny

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Ek bangali Mareez: "Dr Sahab

Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"

Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."

3 cockroaches are

3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????

Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)

Larke Wale: Hum Ko Larki Pasand

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

operation shuru ho chuka hai

Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye

Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?

Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)

What happens when a lion Roars?

What happens when a lion Roars?

Think....

Think harder....

Its easy!!

Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se

''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

.

yani k "Chapati".

Love Is Second Mistake

Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!

Of Course Girls Are First!!!

But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)

Father asked beti:

Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

''Q: Why do most women spend

''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

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