wht did the kangaroo

wht did the kangaroo
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
  

May, 22 2010     101 chars (1 sms)     2830 views       Funny

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"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"


A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai

Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun

K Mere Papa Ki Wish

Hai K Main Doctor Banno.
Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
Power Of One ...


One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........












O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..



Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)