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…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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Pathan BhaI sE kisi
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi
"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?
"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."
us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???
""APNA BANAYA
OR
CHOR DIYA...''
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se
Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
Angraiz:
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..
Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!
Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..
Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
Hun jaisay PAPPU BACHAY Khubsutar
Hun jaisay PAPPU
BACHAY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amaanat
hain.
Apnay Aap Ko expired
AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.
Wizart-e-Poondi.
kal shab jo dehka kh
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..
Ho Ho...
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...
Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,
"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
t r u t h women n
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
wh8s the differen
Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???
Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
Assalam T Alaikum!
Assalam T Alaikum!
Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest News?
Tu Radio Sun Chawala
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Read Properly
Read Properly
.
.
.
Hakaya Makaya
Rumba Zumba
Timbak Tumbak
Gubba Jubba
Hiba Hu
Jinga Lala Hu...
Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)
Last nite i had a dream.
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....
He smiled & said....
"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->
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