wht did the kangaroo

wht did the kangaroo
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
  

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Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo

Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
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Sent:
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15-08-1947











Sorry For The Late Delivery!
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho
Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum
pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa
krta tha aur tum ne mery
aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko
pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout
bola hy muj sy.
Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi
lover nai ha tu..
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phr yay kon hai???
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Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1
Aadmi ne Apne Dost Se Poocha

Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye

"Kia Mtlb?" Aadmi Ne Poocha

Dost: Mtlb Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
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