wht did the kangaroo

wht did the kangaroo
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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May, 22 2010     101 chars (1 sms)     3120 views       Funny

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Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...

mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai...
tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...
A PUblic Service msg fRm
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Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha
Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....


Boley to


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Mirror nai Dekhny ka
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style



Tumhara Sub Kuch


Sub se HuT ker hy


Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy


ChaL HuT . . . ;->
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai