Ur like a target dat

Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2207 views Funny

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Qeyamat ke din

Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

This authentical poem

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

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''Yar Paisy kab do gay mery

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Ye msg sb doston ko snd kro
90% pagal pura msg parhe baghair he rply ka''

Aj agar apka sms

Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!

Sachi

Warna.........

Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..

''Hum ne ki dosti

''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
k

Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

Hi! Need one gal

Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS

tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)

tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.

StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

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