Ur like a target dat

Ur like a target dat
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3012 views       Funny

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