Ur like a target dat

Ur like a target dat
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2770 views       Funny

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Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....


Because He Would Be A



Woman Then ... ;->
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n0t f0r urself,

but


f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.

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Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.


student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
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I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!