Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz

May, 12 2010 227 chars (2 sms) 2996 views Funny

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Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

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