Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
  

May, 12 2010     227 chars (2 sms)     2860 views       Funny

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