Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
  

May, 12 2010     227 chars (2 sms)     2417 views       Funny

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*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat

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Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































"SAAF SAAF" ;->
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....


Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
KHUSH KISMAT HAIN AP K HUM AP KI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDAT SE CHAHTY HAIN.....WARNA HUM TO WOH CHEZ HAIN JIN K KHUWAB MAY BHI LOG APPOINTMENT SE ATAY HAIN:-):-):-)
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->
ek molvi england night club me chala giya

wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.







oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))